Comedy

Josh Metcalfe - All My Pets Keep Dying

Are you a cat person? A dog person? Or, in Josh’s case… just not a pet person. 

$28 - $35 (plus service fees)
60 minutes
16 - 18 October 2025
It's not like he hasn’t tried…They all just keep dying!

After a sell out season at the New Zealand International Comedy festival Josh Metcalfe is back, with his spectacular and slightly concerning stand up comedy debut hour!

Join him as he goes through his lifetime of animal horrors and his long list of deceased pets. Then decide for yourself, is it his ignorant impulsivity or just plain bad luck? 

Come be a part of his spectacular and slightly concerning Comedy Festival debut hour! As seen in Bullrush Improv, Snort and Educators

Raw Comedy Quest Finalist 2021

Nominated for best newcomer at the New Zealand International Comedy Festival 2025

Creative Team:
Josh Metcalfe

Co-writer:
Grace Allan

Audience Warnings:
R13. May contain colourful language and adult themes.

 


To book a wheelchair space, or if you have any additional access needs please contact our Box Office on (09) 309 9771 or email boxoffice@qtheatre.co.nz

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